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I am going to name my first born child Matsuflex.

I hold off for long periods of time on listening to certain well acclaimed bands and when I FINALLY give them a chance, I listen to them nonstop for like 6 months. Well, this time it's Trail of Dead and I think I got into them just in time. They are doing an in store performance at Waterloo on the 17th and OMG I can't wait, I will be there panting in the front row somewhere.

Is anyone else going? I don't even know if there's more than one person on my friend's list that lives in Austin.

Anyway, while I was walking home from campus tonight, I saw this:



yes, the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile just randomly parked in a lot near my apartment. No fanfare, no attention, nothing, it's almost like someone just parked it there and went to go have dinner with friends. I mean, I know it's not THAT big of a deal but I dunno, is this normal? Can you just go rent it or buy it somewhere? Because I want one.

I wanted to take a peek inside but it was kinda dark. Anyway, another reason why I love this place and yes I will miss it despite everything that has happened.

My new goal in life is to work for the CIA in some way, shape or form.
Read my lips, it's going to happen.

RIP Jennifer

I can't fucking believe it.

I DON'T CARE, IF I HEAR THE WORD VOTE OR CHANGE ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA CUT SOMEBODY.

Me: OMG, I witnessed a bum fight this morning!
Brother: That's so awesome, were they fighting over bacon???

Also MonkeyWrench Books = where internet and real life collide

there we go
more updates coming soon....

I'm falling in love with this album all over again at 4 in the morning.

It seems like the best thing for me to do is to not look at the big picture.
So far, i'm feeling fine and i'm actually aware that it's nice outside.

Dear Austin TX, forgive me for taking you and your perfect weather for granted.

Will any of my new PEENGATE 06' friends buy me groceries?!

My fridge is empty :(
anyone....?

List of Guys that can have me ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANYPLACE:


In no certain order..

( THE BIG O )

Ordinary Day by Vanessa Carlton

Just a day, just an ordinary day
Just tryin' to get by.
Just a boy, just an ordinary boy
But he was looking to the sky and
As he asked if I would come along
I started to realize that everyday he finds just what he's looking for,
Like a shooting star he shines, and he said

Take my hand, live while you can,
Don't you see your dreams are right in the palm of your hand

And as he spoke, he spoke, ordinary words
Although they did not feel
For I felt what I had not felt before
And you'd swear those words could heal and
As I looked up into those eyes, his vision borrows mine.
And I know he's no stranger,
For I feel I've held him for all of time

Just a dream just an ordinary dream
As I wake in bed
And that boy, that ordinary boy
Was it all in my head?
Didn't he ask if I would come along
It all seemed so real, but as I looked to the door
I saw that boy standing there with a deal, and he said

Take my hand, live while you can,
Don't you see your dreams are right in the palm of your hand

Just a boy, just an ordinary boy
But he was looking to the sky and
As he asked if I would come along
I started to realize that everyday he finds just what he's looking for,
Like a shooting star he shines, and he said

Take my hand, live while you can
Don't you see your dreams lie right in the palm of your hand, in the palm of your hand.
Just a boy, just and ordinary boy, but
He was looking to the sky

Compared to a few people i know, i'm not a very good person.

silvergurl04: i don't know if i have much to say about gnomes
akiva387: i've got a lot to say about them
akiva387: did you ever watch a show called david the gnome when you were a kid?
silvergurl04: nope
akiva387: man, you missed out
akiva387: great show
akiva387: it was made in either mexico or spain, then dubbed into english
akiva387: it was about a gnome named david and his wife lisa, and all their family, and the goings on in the kingdom of the gnomes
akiva387: he rode a loyal fox for transportation, and occassionally did battle with trolls
silvergurl04: i think i've heard of it
silvergurl04: interesting concept, they're trying to make gnomes friendly
silvergurl04: cause we all know they're evil lurkers of gardens
akiva387: yea
akiva387: the whole show was total bullshit, trying to get me to go outside and play with them so i could fall into their traps
akiva387: i know the truth
silvergurl04: yes my brother
silvergurl04: i bet you were wise at that young age and always tiptoed around any gnomes you came by
akiva387: gnomes are evil, evil all the way to the marrow in their tiny, tiny bones
silvergurl04: oh god they have bones?!
akiva387: hell yes!
akiva387: and knives
silvergurl04: no, they're more powerful than i thought!
akiva387: where i come from, we call gnomes "shin slicers"
silvergurl04: hahah
akiva387: you piss em off, and they'll cut you
silvergurl04: shin slicers
silvergurl04: little kids are they're main targets, aren't they?
silvergurl04: since they can leap on their backs
akiva387: mostly because little kids are gullible
silvergurl04: they don't think things are harmful until it's holding them in their cold, hard grips
silvergurl04: they just don't get it
akiva387: right
akiva387: luckily my parents let me in on the truth early
silvergurl04: i still can't believe they have bones...
akiva387: they have lots of thing
silvergurl04: no
silvergurl04: i'd rather be blissful in my ignorance
silvergurl04: i want to walk without fear
akiva387: they have knives
silvergurl04: what do they use to sharpen their gnome knives?
akiva387: the bones of their victimes
silvergurl04: holy shit, why did i ask?
akiva387: i don't know man, i just don't know

WUT WUT

I love staying up till 4am cramming for Philosophy tests!!!

I HATE PHILOSOPHY WITH AN UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE. If Philosophy was a person, I would be on Death Row for murder right now.

You all just experienced a breakdown, Lulu style. Sorry, i hate these kind of entries too but they're inevitable.

Whoo! I absolutely love how nothing works out for me, ever. I was supposed to have a daylong blind date with a nice hippie and that fell through, i was supposed to have a hot n heavy makeout session tonight and that's gone. He was also my ride to see Transistor Transistor at Emo's tonight but that's over. That was a band that i really wanted to see. I discovered one of the most beautiful songs i've ever heard and i can't find any info about it and i somehow downloaded half the song. It's on repeat right now aaand my internets is spazzing out on me.
Just realized that i'm depressing my roomate, she had to get out the apartment for the whole night, i have that effect on people sometimes.

Gah, this journal is only useful for complaining :[

Edit:Ok, so i used guilt to get nice hippie guy (Andrew) to meet up with me and WOWOWOW, i had an awesome time :D

Today is Wednesday, I have had 9 classes since Monday and I've missed 5 of them. Tonight, i have to pull the impossible feat of studying 6 chapters for a 9am test tomorrow. For the first time in my life, there's a chance i might flunk out of school. I'd have to keep this attitude up for the rest of the semester to do that but i'm headed there. I'll just head back to houston, get an ok paying job at a restaurant on Hwy 6 and take useless classes at the community college. No motivation or focus right now, it's bad, bad news.

oh shi, i had so much fun tonight. I LOVE my Rita evacuees.

Yaah! I might be going to New York this summer!!!

*crosses fingers*

I finally got it!!
It took forever and a day but i finally have a 35mm SLR. With all the accesories and warranty included, it all came out to be about $300. This was well worth it!


My current source of audiogazms
bought that also, I even paid for it with ten $1 bills, it was a great feeling.

Summer School is finally over and i'm absofuckinglutely happy. There was some wierd drama at the end that i'm still confused about though. It's too much to explain but it involves a golden boy. I was really close to having a summer romance too. Anyway, that's about it for now, i hope everyone is having a great summer. Stay safe kids!